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WEST COAST CANADIAN TOUR FLYER AND DATES!!!! AND NEWS!!
Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 06:59
by THE3TARDS - (0) Comments
Havent frequented this forum in a while but I do have some intersting news since I last posted.Fox Tard and I got married while playing a show with The Forgotten rebels.Fox Tard had my baby onstage while playing with D.O.A.Gus Tard hung up his Tard helmet after 6 years of ass kicking.{Still my best friend ever!!!!} And we now have Keith Tard on drums {Antics Guitarist}.We have been practicing like crazy for our upcomming West Coast Canadian tour in September.things are sounding great.We fly out thursday September 27th and we return on monday October 8th.We are 4 songs into writing the 3rd CD and Other than our brother Gus Tards departure all is well in Tard land.Keith has worked out Awesome for us and we couldnt be happier.Watch for our Cover of Absolute Underground soon and some great tour press as well....Cheers all...i love you.....John Tard



LOTS OF NEW STUFF COMING UP!!!
Posted on Jan 03, 2007 at 12:26
by Fox - (0) Comments
Hey everybody! A lot of the info here has been lost, so this is a reupdate. We have a ton of things coming up in the new year! We're hard at work on our next album, and believe me when I tell you, it's going to be the best CD ever recorded by any band ever!! You will not BELIEVE it! We also have a ton of shows coming up! We're in London at Call The Office this Saturday, January 6. We're playing January 26 at the Dungeon in Oshawa and Saturday February 10 at the Newmarket Youth Centre. March 3 John Tard and I are getting married at the Kathedral with the Forgotten Rebels playing! April 8 we'll be having our second annual Benefit For Breast Cancer Research. Some pretty great things have happened since the last update you see here. We toured the East Coast, played an AMAZING show with Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show, have done a number of radio appearances on the Edge, and we couldn't be happier! Keep checking out this forum for regular updates, and remember that we love you all! - Fox Tard


3Tarded video, finally.
Posted on Mar 14, 2005 at 16:29
by Wounded Paw - (14) Comments
http://www.woundedpaw.com/tards/3tards_web_credits_1.0.wmv

Windows Media format.



Ripcords and 3Tards - April 16th
Posted on Mar 08, 2005 at 19:04
by Wounded Paw - (3) Comments



Feb. 19 with Downbelows, Antics, and much more
Posted on Jan 23, 2005 at 14:26
by Wounded Paw - (5) Comments


Saigon Distress Signal is replacing Murdersquad on this show.



3TARDED DATES TO REMEMBER!! UPCUMMIN GIGS!!
Posted on Nov 28, 2004 at 07:23
by THE3TARDS - (54) Comments
O.K heres whats on the table for us as of now.These gigs are absolutely brilliant so come out if you can to em.


Friday,January,7th-Sneaky Dees in Toronto
19+,$5 door

THE EIGHTYSIXERS {WHO DOESNT LOVE THE 86ERS?}
BLACK DONNELLYS{London punk legends,First 19+ gig in T.O in over 16 years.If you didnt see our Sep 18th gig with these cats I suggest you come out to this one....wild live performance!!
THE3TARDS {Our first Sneeks gig since Nov 2003,And if you attended that one you might just remember why we dissappeared for over a year...We felt shame.But it was absolutely jam packed.}

Saturday, January 15th-Call The Office in London
All ages,$5 door

Anti-Hero
PANTYCHRIST { They played their first ever show with us in Hamilton.Love these girls}
THE3TARDS {The last time I was in London I saw the Killer Dwarves at the Electric Banana..John Tard }
BLACK DONNELLYS {Hometown heroes..with some wild shit planned}

Saturday,February 19th-Kathedral in Toronto
All ages,$8 door,Doors 7:00 first band 7:30

SOCIETY INTERRUPTED {These boys have something to prove!!}
FULL CLIP ORCHESTRA {Played with these cats in September had to do it again..Great local band}
UNDERAGE MOUTHFULS{Another White Fro project with Dirty Dick Dave and Screwface..Hilarious live band}
Saigon distress signal
THE ANTICS {Another controversial gig im sure}
DOWNBELOWS {tight as fuck,Survived a Barrie gig and now ready to rock a huge T.O crowd again}
THE3TARDS {Really starting to enjoy the quality time}

Friday March 11th-Sneaky Dees in Toronto
19+,$5 door

M.O.B
Murdersquad t.O
Tit Fuck Me Jesus


Saturday April 16th-Kathedral in Toronto
All ages,$10 door {FREE GIFT FOR EVERY PERSON}

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER OF A GIG!!!!!!

Full Clip Orchestra
MR PLOW{Vancouvers finest shit disturber}
Downbelows
DIRTY BIRD {QUEEN AND BATHURST LEGENDS}
THE ANTICS{Yes more controversy..does it ever end??}
THE3TARDS {Always hug after every gig}
THE RIPCORDZ {Thats right...Were shipping them in from Montreal and they are pumped about this bill already.They wanted to play it sooner but we all agreed the weather issue for a road trip was too much of a gamble.Cant wait to play this one kids...john Tard

Saturday June 25th, Kathedral, toronto, all ages, doors 7:00, $8

THE3TARDS
MAXIMUM RNR
THE ANTICS
HEATSKORES
THE KNOCKOUTS
ADDICTION TO NIXON
GREEN BASTARDS


Friday July 15th cest la vie Barrie 19+
THE3TARDS
THE ANTICS
THE AGENCY
BOB HEATH AND THE STAGGERING DRUNKS



Thats it for now.....John Tard



New 3Tards t-shirts, available December 18
Posted on Nov 20, 2004 at 11:46
by Wounded Paw - (28) Comments


Available at the Kathedral show on December 18th



THE 3TARDS, BLACK DONNELLYS and THE EIGHTYSIXERS - Jan. 7
Posted on Nov 16, 2004 at 19:58
by Fox - (1) Comment
Friday, Jan. 7, 2005
SNEAKY DEE'S
$5, 19+




3Tarded video clip online, request it now!!
Posted on Nov 12, 2004 at 08:50
by Wounded Paw - (62) Comments


So here's a little taste of the video:

http://www.woundedpaw.com/tards/3tardedclip.wmv

Right-click - save as



Saturday Dec,18th..Kathedral,All ages gig!!
Posted on Nov 03, 2004 at 07:35
by THE3TARDS - (17) Comments
O.K so here it goes our next promotion.We have put together quite a line up with this one and are hoping you can all attend.Saturday Dec 18th Kathedral in toronto all ages $8 at the door.Doors open at 7:00pm.First 50 girls get a free 3TARDED gift.


THE3TARDS{ASSCORE Gods of the north}
THE MATADORS{London Satan Rockabilly}
TITFUCKMEJESUS{Really scary T.O evilness}
THE ANTICS{T.Os best true punk outfit}
VEXXED YOUTH{Wild Young uns,with White Fro}
THE HEX{More wild Young,minus white Fro}
DEAD DOGMATICS{Oshawa punk gods}

Should be a brilliant night,,,,,,,,,Cant wait John Tard
You> doggy <Dec 18th


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Established in 2001, single handedly responsible for Asscore and its movement. Adding yet another core to your already extensive collection of cores. The 3TARDS can pretty much be described by the description of their movement Asscore in the 2003 Websters English Dictionary:

Asscore - Any band or bands that disgust, humiliate or degrade themselves or others. The 3Tards. Humour at any expense, tasteless stupidity. Lyrics best described as mouth flatulence.


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